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Well funny story last week i posted about the homeless James Bond, clearly a parody video and for some reason some jackass that will remain nameless (cause i deleted his comment and forgot his name) thought my post on that video and posting that video was wrong. Not like wow thats so wrong but funny, but more like im a terrible person for doing it. So my message to that guy is i don’t take life to serious. it is sad there are homeless people i have helped many of them out and this has really nothing to do with putting them down it was a parody on james bond. if you don’t like it go to the makers of the video. im just a guy who found it. it was a funny video. if he didn’t like that one he probably wont like these next two videos. The one at the top is a John mayer video showing the process of making a song. Its very funny. click Here to a short video of cats on a treadmill this is a very funny video i laughed so hard i wish i had a treadmill so i could see what my room mates cat would do. So if you are that guy you might not want to watch those videos or come back cause im pretty sure my video selection will not be full of unicorns and rainbows.
My pain, never to be forgotten.
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This has to be the best bond spoof ever. Take a look and let me know what you think. i saw this on break.com an awesome site for funny videos. I find it is like you tube its a gateway video site once you watch one video you cant stop clicking on a link after the video to see more videos that are just as good/funny. You will see what i mean if you ever visit the site. This was just a random post from me, i saw it and just had to share it.
Josh
(Note : Video above is from a Show Called Flight of the Conchords. funny as hell. I put the video in here for my Friend from Australia so she could see what i was talking about the other day. she is so British ! or a kiwi not sure lol.)First off If you are new to the world or have been under a rock for the first part of your life, ill explain what WTF means. It means What The Fuck. Its considered a form or abbreviation also know as 133t speak. leet speak is a form of net/hacker/geek lingo where You abbreviate words and some times replace letters with numbers. Now that we have that out of the way you have graduated to no so total n00b status. (n00b = newbie, new to something.) so well i was on looking to see if a domain i had an idea for was still available and some one of course owns it. but whats really sad about it is the person that owns the site is only using it for a thank you page and not the same kind of thing i would of used it for. My idea was so kick ass i could of done so much with it. Well i looked into who owns it and turns out some guy in Europe and then i searched for the host of the site and got an address for it and went to the site and it took me to Virginmedia.com which is a crappy site with tons of useless shit on it, kind of like almost everything on the net.
Well im looking on the site and see a topic that says FHM’s Sexiest Women 2008. So me being a guy i click on this list of chicks and to my surprise they have some of the ugliest people on this list. one of the pictures is above. makes me cringe every time i see a pic of this person. I want to see the room full of blind idiots that made this list. did they just do a search on Google for Hot Celebs and just took the top 100 most viewed names? im serious look at them your self here .
I think i need a shower i feel so dirty after looking at only half those photos. Have a great week and im going to try and put up a new band of the week soon probably try and get a new one up every Tuesday. Ive been really bad about doing that there are so many bands but i keep forgetting to get on and post about them. Have fun and Enjoy.
-Josh
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Well the title says it all. I try so hard sometimes to do the things i need to do but then procrastination sets in. Also ill psyche myself up and ill be so ready to do some work to further this thing i want to start and then ill get an email/txt/game msg to get on and play online. so then ill tell my self, ok ill get on for an hour and then i can start the important stuff. and what happens that hour turns into 10 hours. its insane the way time flies when you game online with friends. I have a real hard time prying my self away from the controller.
Well does anyone know of any ways to beat procrastination ? and don’t just read this and be like well ill post a remedy later, after i check out that video above.
Oh the thing that draws me in the most about playing online and specifically on Xbox Live is the people you can meet. There are so many cool and different people that you can meet from people here in the US or people in other countries. its awesome. i just started playing with this chick from Australia she is so crazy and fun to play with i find my self playing UNO for hours. If any one wants to play a game with me online add me on XBL my gamer tag is Advent Echo.
And one final thing the video above is something i saw on the digg reel. It is a great video and has to be watched all the way through. Enjoy.
-Josh
This Guy is so funny. makes me want to review games with a comedic attitude instead of being serious. Maybe i will try that… Well check out the video and check the web site for more of his hysterical reviews. Even if you are not a gamer you will get a bunch of laughs out of this.
-Josh
This is a really funny video i found on the net today. It features the guy who played McLovin’ and my favorite actress Kristen Bell. Watch the video and get a great laugh.
-Josh
Well today i am one year older, and still just as lazy as i was when i was 22. But im posting this to change that. i haven’t been on in a long time to spread my findings and interests online. but im back to say im here to stay and i have a big plan. Im an idea man, i come up with a ton of ideas daily and some i think about a lot some jump in and out of my mind. I never act on these ideas as much as i should. i need to take a risk and start working on them and putting them out there on the net and where ever they would fit in this wonderful world. Im going to break this fear i have and also this procrastination problem i have. I know if i put my ideas to work they really can work. it takes time to develop something and im just not that kind of person that likes to work and wait. i like instant gratification. So this is a thing i need to work on and i need to push my self. I really want to work on projects for my animation/comic studio Illuminated Creations. I need some help from people that are creative and out there to help me develop my ideas these things could get really big and make a real impact on the media world. the only thing stoping me is me and not having a team of gifted individuals. I am making a call to all out there that want to get in at the ground level of this venture and visit the site and email me some thoughts and let me know if you are interested in joining the IC family.
To find out more about job listings head over to www.illuminated-creations.com/jobs
Thanks and keep on reading this blog i swear its just going to keep on getting better.
-Josh
Well Month two has arrived and im in full Depression mode. Does it ever feel like you are being used like some kind of voodoo doll. where someone or many someones have it out to get you. I feel like i am being tortured and pricked in life and its not getting easier. Everyone is out to get me for something i didn’t do. I also feel like i don’t have one True friend in this world. I know a ton of people but i dont think any of them consider me a friend. i think sometimes some of them are my friends but then get blown off or not called kind of puts a damper on my mood. Why cant life be easy and everyone live in peace ? Im so sick of work right now i wish i could just win the lottery and be done with it all. I know im destined for greater things but im just stuck in this crap hole of a life. And im just not sure what to do to start my great escape to a life i want to live. I hate having this curse of procrastination. I know i want to start pursuing the things i love the most in life but i feel stuck. I always find my self doing the things that give me instant gratification instead of something i have to work for over time to get the gratification i need now.
Why ????? I listened to a song from a band last week and it had this great line in it,
“…no one gets to heaven if they don’t go through hell…”
I know life isn’t supposed to be all butterflies and rainbows but i just want to know when it gets a little easier. Its hard being alone in life with no one to talk to. I had one single friend at my workplace but now im not sure since a few others have set out to make my life a living hell. Making it hard to talk to this one person. My only place to vent and talk to some one that understands my problems. after i feel like i lost that one person i went on to my only other place where i can chat and i get a list of rude comments from so called friends on there telling me to stop talking so now i literally have no where to chat with others but this damn blog no one reads. This is about the time if some one was reading they would think im contemplating suicide but im not that kind of person. I know this is a big speed bump in my life and i need to find a way over it. I hate the parts in life that you know are times to move on. Im the kind of person that likes to stay in a comfort zone i don’t seek something else if im comfortable with a few messes thrown in. But there are times in life where the only way you can feel better and succeed is to move on and get over it. just saying that reminds me of a line from a movie it went “worrying is like a rocking chair it doesn’t get you anywhere!”
I need to learn to grow up a little but its just hard sometimes when i love being like a kid.
I need to pop back into bed im so tired and feeling like crap from a sickness and a stage of depression tossed in. Thanks for reading this bitch log if there is anyone out there reading this.
-Josh
This weeks Band of the week is ” ReD ”
I found this band in the last issue of Zia Zine that can be found in Zia Records only in Arizona. or online @ www.ziarecords.com . I saw an ad for there latest CD and since i wasn’t there to listen to them in the store i headed to there site and listened to them. I instantly loved what i heard and that is why im sharing it with you fine people. Check out the video above and head to there site if you want to hear more songs. http://www.redmusiconline.com there site is freaking awesome. Well enjoy and come back next Tuesday for another edition of band of the week which i think ill rename later but still don’t have a name for it.
-Josh
Happy new year everyone. I spent the night playing Halo 3 with a buddy of mine that lives in Australia. We had a bunch of fun. We kept making some jokes about the time difference. Australia is a whole day ahead of us so it had already been 2008 for him. i would make the joke its so weird playing with some one from the future… Its was all good. Well happy new year and look forward to some new discovery’s on the net. Ive been labeled a cool hunter and im going to continue to find new things that catch my eye. Every Tuesday i will post a band of the week ! and through out the week ill post other things. Well enjoy and have fun in 2008 !
-Josh